Remember that time about five years ago when I tutored you in the UGL and afterward you asked me out on a double date? I remember how I spent hours picking out the perfect sweater to go with my favorite pair of jeans...and then I spent an hour doing my hair and makeup.
I still remember that outfit, but I have no idea what you were wearing.
Remember how you lent me your coat, and it was much too big for me? Not much has changed.
Remember when you asked if I'd be your "partner in crime," and I said no? I'm glad I changed my mind.
I love you. Forever.